Mumsies

What's the date of my parents' silver anniversary? You've got it right up there! This is my mom's handwriting. Her name is Pui Wah but most people call her Tina.
Popsies

My dad's name is Kin Kong and most of his friends call him King Kong, but his coworkers call him Kin. My dad can find his way around the house in the dark. He doesn't like to waste electricity.
Phantomime

Cell phones can be programmed with names and numbers, and when one of those people call, their name is displayed on the screen. It sure comes in handy sometimes, but ruins the element of surprise doesn't it?